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THE ARCHITECT OF DESTINY, it’s a play!

Hello there faithful F&SS readers. My name is mike and I’m addressing you directly in an effort to shamelessly promote the production of a play I wrote called The Architect of Destiny. Originally produced in Los Angeles in the Fall of 2004, the play is being given its NYC premiere beginning on June 1st, 2006 in the West Village of Manhattan.

So, if you’ve liked some of the writing on this site (i.e. dark and disturbing comedy that makes you both wet your pants and think) you might also enjoy The Architect of Destiny. If you’ve hated every word printed on F&SS, you might enjoy heckling me in public.

This is fine, provided you pay the price of admission beforehand ($15). Additionally, please notify us of any planned assassination attempt no less than three business days in advance of said attempt.

Okay, so, please come and see The Architect of Destiny, assuming it’s convenient for you. You can click here (Theater Mania) for ticket, production or cast information or go to the production company’s Web site (Inch Mile).

Finally, as a special bonus for F&SS readers, I’ve included a bit of sample dialogue so you have some idea of what you’re in for.

Thank you for your attention.

Click below for sample dialogue from The Architect of Destiny…

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Fork and Salt Shaker is pleased to announce that Rainbow over Central Park is currently featured on CentralPark.com. You can go directly to the photo by clicking here.

Note: Some people have reported that the links to take you directly to the photo do not always work correctly. If you come back to this site and click the link again, it should bring you to a page with the photo you see to the right of this text.

Please check it out, rate the photo highly (this is in the Shameless Self-Promotion category, after all), and enjoy some of the other features of this amazingly comprehensive site dedicated to the world’s most famous park.

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